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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Today's Politics
Today is a day of celebration. There will be a democratic president in January. He is the first biracial president. We did not deny this man the right to run for presidency. So why is it that in this day and age we are denying people the right to marry? California has officially passed proposition 8 which bans gay marriage. It also overturns any existing gay union such as the one of Ellen Degeneres. Equality is a right not a privilege. I find it very hard to believe that we are entering into 2009 and people are still too conservative and inconsiderate to deny people the right to marry who they want to marry. Luckily Connecticut has allowed gay marriage so hopefully it will start the trend to get our country back to where it should be so that everyone can have the freedom to love who they want to love.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Beyonce Is Just Makin People Crazy Eh?
Straight from the AP:
Beyonce lover runs afoul of law
MILFORD -- A Michigan man who allegedly told police he was on his way to New York for a romantic rendezvous with pop superstar Beyonce Knowles was arrested Sunday after he nearly hit a police car and sped off when ordered to stop, police said.
Robert Williams Jr., 33, of Macomb Township, Mich., drove into a parking lot off Boston Post Road "in a reckless manner" about 1:20 a.m., nearly hit the police car parked there and asked the officer for directions to Detroit, said Officer Vaughan Dumas, police spokesman.
When the officer asked him to turn off his engine and get out of the car, Williams fled, driving over a grassy area, sidewalk and curb, Dumas said.
After the officer activated his cruiser lights and siren to pull Williams over, the suspect allegedly asked if he was getting a police escort.
Williams told the officer that a teddy bear and flowers in his car were for Beyonce, who he planned to meet at the George Washington Bridge in New York City, according to Dumas.
Williams then took off again, meandering along local streets at 20 to 30 mph as police monitored him without a chase.
He was arrested and charged with reckless driving, speeding, interfering with an officer, failure to obey an officer's signal and failure to obey a stop sign.
It is believed that Williams was on drugs or alcohol at the time, Dumas said.
He was released on $5,000 non-surety bond to go to Milford Hospital for evaluation, where he had to be restrained, according to Dumas.
He is scheduled to appear Nov. 4 in Milford Superior Court.
Beyonce lover runs afoul of law
MILFORD -- A Michigan man who allegedly told police he was on his way to New York for a romantic rendezvous with pop superstar Beyonce Knowles was arrested Sunday after he nearly hit a police car and sped off when ordered to stop, police said.
Robert Williams Jr., 33, of Macomb Township, Mich., drove into a parking lot off Boston Post Road "in a reckless manner" about 1:20 a.m., nearly hit the police car parked there and asked the officer for directions to Detroit, said Officer Vaughan Dumas, police spokesman.
When the officer asked him to turn off his engine and get out of the car, Williams fled, driving over a grassy area, sidewalk and curb, Dumas said.
After the officer activated his cruiser lights and siren to pull Williams over, the suspect allegedly asked if he was getting a police escort.
Williams told the officer that a teddy bear and flowers in his car were for Beyonce, who he planned to meet at the George Washington Bridge in New York City, according to Dumas.
Williams then took off again, meandering along local streets at 20 to 30 mph as police monitored him without a chase.
He was arrested and charged with reckless driving, speeding, interfering with an officer, failure to obey an officer's signal and failure to obey a stop sign.
It is believed that Williams was on drugs or alcohol at the time, Dumas said.
He was released on $5,000 non-surety bond to go to Milford Hospital for evaluation, where he had to be restrained, according to Dumas.
He is scheduled to appear Nov. 4 in Milford Superior Court.
Gas Station Vaccuum Cleaner Has A New Purpose
Have you ever stared at a car wash vacuum cleaner and thought to yourself, "Damn. I want to stick that hose on my genitals and ride it like the dirty slut it is"? Yeah, me neither. But some 29-year-old dude from Michigan felt the urge to purge.....his load into a car wash vacuum hose.
Last Thursday, at around 6:45 in the morning, the police received a call about some suspicious nasty shit going down at a car wash in Thomas Township, Michigan. When officers drove up, they found a dude "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum." Basically, the dude's peen was down the hose's throat.
Maybe he was just cleaning the dick cheese off? It's a good thing the officers showed up when they did. I bet the dude was about to let the hose toss his salad. Bitch would've had had an orgasm, but he also would have lost an organ too.
The dude was arrested and is currently being held in the Saginaw County Jail. The dude's name hasn't been released. Wait. Was David Duchovny in Michigan recently?
You know, this is what pisses me off about some people. You think that you can just pop a quarter in a bitch and then have your way with it for 3-minutes? Have some decency! Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster. Conversate with it a little. Get to know it better. Then take it back to your place, give it some sexy Victoria's Secret lingerie to wear, light some candles, play some Barry White, put a fresh bag in it and then seduce it to like a real gentleman should. Make it feel like the sensual dirt sucker it is.
Last Thursday, at around 6:45 in the morning, the police received a call about some suspicious nasty shit going down at a car wash in Thomas Township, Michigan. When officers drove up, they found a dude "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum." Basically, the dude's peen was down the hose's throat.
Maybe he was just cleaning the dick cheese off? It's a good thing the officers showed up when they did. I bet the dude was about to let the hose toss his salad. Bitch would've had had an orgasm, but he also would have lost an organ too.
The dude was arrested and is currently being held in the Saginaw County Jail. The dude's name hasn't been released. Wait. Was David Duchovny in Michigan recently?
You know, this is what pisses me off about some people. You think that you can just pop a quarter in a bitch and then have your way with it for 3-minutes? Have some decency! Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster. Conversate with it a little. Get to know it better. Then take it back to your place, give it some sexy Victoria's Secret lingerie to wear, light some candles, play some Barry White, put a fresh bag in it and then seduce it to like a real gentleman should. Make it feel like the sensual dirt sucker it is.
I swear, some people have no class.
Source: AP DList
Will Smith: Raging Homo?
There's been a million rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are both raging homos who are using their fake marriage to cover that shit up. The latest gay rumor about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air comes from some Hollywood Madam who claims she has sold him dick in the past. The madame tells Ian Halperin that before she moved her whore game from Hollywood to NYC this year, Will Smith was one of her clients.
She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”
Does this madam bitch know the meaning of the word "discretion"? Will should let John Travolta know to never buy peen from that shady bitch again.
If Will wanted some easy ass without strings, why wouldn't he just hang out in Tom Cruise's alien sex dungeon? Tommy probably has available dick on staff 24-hours a day.
And the madam failed to mention two very important things: how big is the peen and does he take it in the doody?
She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”
Does this madam bitch know the meaning of the word "discretion"? Will should let John Travolta know to never buy peen from that shady bitch again.
If Will wanted some easy ass without strings, why wouldn't he just hang out in Tom Cruise's alien sex dungeon? Tommy probably has available dick on staff 24-hours a day.
And the madam failed to mention two very important things: how big is the peen and does he take it in the doody?
Source: Queerty
Happy Birthday Kim!
The great all mighty being known as Kim Kardashian turns 28 today! Just wanted to share!
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