Sexy Meli

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2008-11-19T01:15:00.001-05:00

Today's Politics

2008-11-05T17:05:00.002-05:00

Today is a day of celebration. There will be a democratic president in January. He is the first biracial president. We did not deny this man the right to run for presidency. So why is it that in this day and age we are denying people the right to marry? California has officially passed proposition 8 which bans gay marriage. It also overturns any existing gay union such as the one of Ellen Degeneres. Equality is a right not a privilege. I find it very hard to believe that we are entering into 2009 and people are still too conservative and inconsiderate to deny people the right to marry who they want to marry. Luckily Connecticut has allowed gay marriage so hopefully it will start the trend to get our country back to where it should be so that everyone can have the freedom to love who they want to love.

Beyonce Is Just Makin People Crazy Eh?

2008-10-21T21:06:00.002-04:00

Straight from the AP:
Beyonce lover runs afoul of law
MILFORD -- A Michigan man who allegedly told police he was on his way to New York for a romantic rendezvous with pop superstar Beyonce Knowles was arrested Sunday after he nearly hit a police car and sped off when ordered to stop, police said.
Robert Williams Jr., 33, of Macomb Township, Mich., drove into a parking lot off Boston Post Road "in a reckless manner" about 1:20 a.m., nearly hit the police car parked there and asked the officer for directions to Detroit, said Officer Vaughan Dumas, police spokesman.
When the officer asked him to turn off his engine and get out of the car, Williams fled, driving over a grassy area, sidewalk and curb, Dumas said.
After the officer activated his cruiser lights and siren to pull Williams over, the suspect allegedly asked if he was getting a police escort.
Williams told the officer that a teddy bear and flowers in his car were for Beyonce, who he planned to meet at the George Washington Bridge in New York City, according to Dumas.
Williams then took off again, meandering along local streets at 20 to 30 mph as police monitored him without a chase.
He was arrested and charged with reckless driving, speeding, interfering with an officer, failure to obey an officer's signal and failure to obey a stop sign.
It is believed that Williams was on drugs or alcohol at the time, Dumas said.
He was released on $5,000 non-surety bond to go to Milford Hospital for evaluation, where he had to be restrained, according to Dumas.
He is scheduled to appear Nov. 4 in Milford Superior Court.

Gas Station Vaccuum Cleaner Has A New Purpose

2008-10-21T15:13:00.002-04:00

Have you ever stared at a car wash vacuum cleaner and thought to yourself, "Damn. I want to stick that hose on my genitals and ride it like the dirty slut it is"? Yeah, me neither. But some 29-year-old dude from Michigan felt the urge to purge.....his load into a car wash vacuum hose.
Last Thursday, at around 6:45 in the morning, the police received a call about some suspicious nasty shit going down at a car wash in Thomas Township, Michigan. When officers drove up, they found a dude "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum." Basically, the dude's peen was down the hose's throat.
Maybe he was just cleaning the dick cheese off? It's a good thing the officers showed up when they did. I bet the dude was about to let the hose toss his salad. Bitch would've had had an orgasm, but he also would have lost an organ too.
The dude was arrested and is currently being held in the Saginaw County Jail. The dude's name hasn't been released. Wait. Was David Duchovny in Michigan recently?
You know, this is what pisses me off about some people. You think that you can just pop a quarter in a bitch and then have your way with it for 3-minutes? Have some decency! Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster. Conversate with it a little. Get to know it better. Then take it back to your place, give it some sexy Victoria's Secret lingerie to wear, light some candles, play some Barry White, put a fresh bag in it and then seduce it to like a real gentleman should. Make it feel like the sensual dirt sucker it is.

I swear, some people have no class.

Source: AP DList

Will Smith: Raging Homo?

2008-10-21T15:09:00.003-04:00

There's been a million rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are both raging homos who are using their fake marriage to cover that shit up. The latest gay rumor about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air comes from some Hollywood Madam who claims she has sold him dick in the past. The madame tells Ian Halperin that before she moved her whore game from Hollywood to NYC this year, Will Smith was one of her clients.
She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”
Does this madam bitch know the meaning of the word "discretion"? Will should let John Travolta know to never buy peen from that shady bitch again.
If Will wanted some easy ass without strings, why wouldn't he just hang out in Tom Cruise's alien sex dungeon? Tommy probably has available dick on staff 24-hours a day.
And the madam failed to mention two very important things: how big is the peen and does he take it in the doody?

Source: Queerty

Happy Birthday Kim!

2008-10-21T15:03:00.003-04:00

The great all mighty being known as Kim Kardashian turns 28 today! Just wanted to share!

Beyonce Makes People Feel Sexy, kinda

2008-10-21T14:56:00.002-04:00

watch below

Childhood Memory

2008-10-14T19:36:00.002-04:00

When I was younger I used to absolutely love Revenge of the Nerds!!! Booger used to gross me out. This is one of my fave clips, it gets better after the first minute:

Gross New Item

2008-10-08T20:55:00.003-04:00

This is not what they meant when they said recycling needs to be kicked up a notch.

Gross.

Hair ties made out of used condoms are being sold in China. I feel like they're always trying to poison us with something. Lead, STDs, communism, shit what's next? You can get a pack of ten for about 3 cents. Ewww. You won't catch me rockin this trend.

Dumb BLONDE

2008-10-08T17:15:00.002-04:00

Straight from the AP.

Blonde sues over brown dye; judge brushes off suit
6 hours ago
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) — A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman's lawsuit claiming L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.
Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.
She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.
A Superior Court judge dismissed Feeney's 2005 lawsuit Monday, saying she never proved her allegation that L'Oreal put brown hair dye in a box labeled as blonde. The company also had disputed the claim.
Feeney referred questions on Wednesday to her attorney, David Laudano, who has declined to comment.

Apparently no one told this idiot that she could dye her hair back. It's best for all of us that she stays inside.

Flesh colored nipples LOL

2008-10-07T22:14:00.004-04:00

When I saw this I soooo had to steal it. Courtesy of PEREZHILTON.COM. Lindsay's shirt is see through but you can't really see anything because her nipples are the same color as the rest of her LOL. It's weird so I thought I'd share.

EMINEM Is The Greatest Rapper Alive

2008-10-07T21:50:00.002-04:00

According to the fans over at VIBE magazine Eminem is the greatest rapper alive. About 930,000 people voted. All rappers past and present were eliminated one by one until it came down to Eminem and Jay-Z. He won with 69% of the votes. This is what he had to say about it:
"It's obviously an honor to have won the fans' support by being voted the Best Rapper Alive. I don't think that there is any one rapper that is simply the best, though. Everyone who was in consideration and many others are the best at certain things, and at what they do. But since Vibe's offering the distinction, hell yeah, I'll accept!"
Congrats to my ex-boyfriend on this achievement! Let's hope his upcoming album lives up to all the hype.

Story From March 2008

2008-10-07T17:27:00.002-04:00

I know it's old but I wanted to share anyway.
Unfortunately, there's no pictures to go with this amazing story. Police in Kansas were shocked to find a 35-year-old woman stuck to her boyfriend's toilet. The woman wasn't glued or tied to the seat. She had been there for 2 years and her skin had grown around the seat. She refused help, but after a little convincing she agreed. They had to pry the seat off and send it with her to the hospital. And I thought it was embarrassing showing up with a bottle up your ass. Imagine showing up with a toilet seat stuck to your butt? I hope it was a pretty color and nothing super tacky like a beach scene. Imagine! Extra embarrassing.
They found the woman kind of out of it and her legs looked like they were wasting away. They weren't sure if she suffered from any sort of mental or physical disability. I can tell you. The bitch has mental problems. There, I saved you the doctor fees.
Police are considering pressing charges against her 36-year-old boyfriend. He told police that every day he would bring her food and ask if she wanted to come out of the bathroom. Her response would be, "Maybe tomorrow." Of course she's not going to say yes, because her fucking ass skin has become one with the seat. It's not like she can just pourette off the seat!
The boyfriend finally called the police after 2 years and said "there was something wrong with his girlfriend." YES! Her fucking ass cheeks were eaten by the toilet seat. Does he not understand this?! I would cry a million tears if I lost my ass cheeks.
The idiot wouldn't explain why it took him so long to call. Maybe the telephone was in the toilet?
Police have not released their names. I don't care about their names, I want pictures. The paparazzi need to change their focus. Instead of giving us 10 million pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, they need to get us this shit.
I'm never going to be able to look at my toilet seat again. I'm going to have to hold on to the walls and perform some Cirque du Soleil moves while I take a dump. There's no way I'm letting my cheeks near that toilet seat.
Poor lady, her life was in the crapper. Literally!
SOURCE: DLISTED

CAMEL TOE

2008-09-25T16:04:00.003-04:00

I saw this on Perezhilton.com and i wanted to post it in case anyone missed it. If you cant figure who's camel toe this is I'll give you a few moments...
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it's none other than my idol: Kim Kardashian on her way to practice for Dancing With The Stars. Pussy does come in different shapes and sizes!

Fake: David Blaine

2008-09-24T20:24:00.003-04:00

As you've probably heard, David Blaine is doing a stunt where he'll be hanging upside down for 60 hours straight. It is a very dangerous stunt so he was advised by doctors ahead of time, to take one break each hour to stretch for a minute or two just to lower the risk of permanent damages and shit. Disappointing to his fans, it has been learned that he has been taking numerous breaks each hour and barely spending any time upside down. Of course its easy to get caught out because the stunt is staged at Central Park. So you see magic must not be real theres always a trick. I guess thats why now people like him are being referred to as "illusionists" and not "magicians". How disappointing!!

Bad Parenting At Its Best

2008-09-22T18:24:00.003-04:00

This video is so funny. Last year this little boy made the news by stealing his grandma's car and driving it. He is now 7 and still stupid. They need to find a better hiding place for their car keys and beat the hell out of him

Election: Say 'No' To McCain

2008-09-22T16:41:00.005-04:00

With November rapidly approaching, I feel that some people should be reminded on the importance of voting and who to vote for. Bush destroyed our country. Voting for McCain would ensure that our country continues to go down the drain. Republicans are all about money and serving those that posess a lot of it. John McCain's wife, Cindy, wears outfits on daily basis that each total more than the cost of our homes. He was a prisoner of war not a war hero. If he is elected he will send more troops to the Middle East and fight in many more wars. WOW. That is exactly what we need. The war costs us way too much money. It has been proven that our economy suffers while other countries prosper during times like this. It is draining our economy and our pockets. College students face the possibility of not finding jobs after graduation because of this. His Vice President wants to 'convert gays'. WOW. It is 2008. Homosexuality is very common. They do not need conversion. What they need are rights. Who is one person to judge the life of another and deny them basic human rights? Well McCain thinks he is superior enough to do so. To avoid the end of our lives as we know them, we need to vote. I think Hilary would have been a much better leader but we are stuck with Obama. So get out there and vote for Obama to ensure that we do not all get bombed or taxed heavily the next four years.

NEW: Music: 'Puff'

2008-09-21T22:57:00.003-04:00

Soooo... P.Diddy has a new song. Its called Swagger Like Puff. I'm not too sure how I feel about it yet. Since I do not know how to upload the audio file I will just suggest that people download it. What I do not understand is why he is referring to himself as Puff again? I remember when he re-named himself P.Diddy, he would get annoyed and offended when anyone still referred to him as Puff. Hmmm.... I just do not understand that psycho.

Scientology

2008-09-19T15:19:00.005-04:00

I have to do a research paper for school. My topic is Scientology. You hear so much about it because of TomKat and other celebrity psychos. It would be nice to know if there is any truth to what you hear about the religion through the media. I will start my research when I am not feeling so lazy and post my findings. Lets just hope this does not get me killed because allegedly thats what Scientologists are known for doing to their opposers.

Dancing With The Stars: Kim Kardashian

2008-09-18T21:22:00.003-04:00

Sooo I LOOOOVE KIM KARDASHIAN. Starting Monday September 22nd you can catch her on Dancing With The Stars at 8pm on ABC. I normally do not watch that show but I will start doing so and I will vote for her. I hope the rest of America does too!

Reality TV: It's Complicated

2008-09-18T14:51:00.002-04:00

No one loves reality tv more than I do. Its like a guilty pleasure because you can't help it that you like it so much but you don't want anyone to know about it. Well, one show I did not care for was Denise Richards' Its Complicated on E!. I do not know what they were snorting when they gave this gold-digging fame whore her own reality show. She does not need it with all the money she makes Charlie Sheen give her. He has to give her around 6 figures between alimony and child support and half of his million dollar check from his tv show. I was happy to learn about a month ago (through perezhilton.com) that the show was cancelled. Today it was announced that it WAS picked up for a second season. Fucking great. Another season of her trying to exploit her young innocent daughters while reminding America what a bitter psycho she is. She must be sucking some good dick at the E! executive office. Shame on all who watch this show and death to those that actually enjoy it!

Insult to Fashion

2008-09-17T21:38:00.002-04:00

sooo since i have a blog for no reason,

i decided to write about something that has been bothering me

Us Magazine has name their 25 most stylish new yorkers...

Why was DANITY KANE'S Aubrey O'Day on this list? Shes not the only awful dresser on the list but shes the first one that made me want to vomit!! What is going on? If this is what fashion is coming to then I want no part in it. I take comfort in knowing the list was not compiled by VOGUE (a real fashion magazine) because then I would really have a heart attack.

Me

2008-09-17T21:38:00.000-04:00

i love myself